- white people talking about the racism they experienced: i was walking out of walmart and this black girl BUMPED INTO ME and i nicely apologized but she called her 9 black brothers over to BEAT ME UP they called me a SNOWMAN because im WHITE and then these black police officers came and BEAT ME TOO and an alien spaceship full of latinos and asians landed and they called me a cracker and cheered on the blacks! racism against white people IS REAL
Me: Did you decide on which proof you liked?
Client: I don’t know. What did you like? I like A but some people like B.
Me: I like B.
Client: Okay let’s do both. That way, we can see what they both look like in finished form.
Me: Okay, but that will effect either the deadline or your invoice. Likely both.
Client: What? Why?
Me: Because I’d be doing twice as much work.
Client: And that entitles you to twice as much pay?
Me: Um… yes?